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You may not know this man, but he’s the Devil. His human name is S. Truett Cathy, the founder/CEO of Chick-Fil-A restaurants, and has quickly moved up to the top spot of people I’d like to kick in the balls. Here is why:
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“Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and directing our attention to things more important than our business. If it took seven days to make a living with a restaurant, then we needed to be in some other line of work. Through the years, I have never wavered from that position.”
- S. Truett Cathy
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But get this, not only are they closed on Sunday but operations shut down promptly at 10pm. Who the fuck eats fast food before 10pm? Because of this, my 9-day Central Florida vacation was spent NOT eating the chicken sandwich and peach milkshake that taunted me through advertisements peppered across the Orlando area. We were 0-for-4 in our attempts to eat at this establishment because of Cathy and his extremist views. There once was a location in my hometown, but it closed more than 20 years ago. Probably because, where I’m from, people like dealing with old-fashioned/stupid business practices. DEVIL!
