To commemorate the 7-year anniversary of rapper 50 Cent’s release of the single “21 Questions” I’ve decided to pose 21 questions to my small readership while sitting in the sauna at Supersport. I’m not getting out until I finish, so they might seem less and less interesting as I go. Here we go:
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1. Is a personal massager the same thing as a sex toy?
2. Is it normal to want to correct people that sing/rap song lyrics incorrectly?
3. Were chicken mcnuggets better when they contained dark meat?
4. Do ALL fat kids really love cake?
5. Why did the guy next to me just mumble “keep it pimpin’ ya understand”?
6. Am I addicted to pain meds just because I enjoy them for recreational use?
7. If your ass is sweaty, would you rather wipe it with a Kleenex or with your underwear?
8. Why do chose to wear these bright ass red Crocs to the gym?
9. What was the last thing Michael Jackson was thinking before he died?
(omg it hot… 12 more.)
10. What’s the big deal about this Whitman/ Poizner primary when it’s clear that we need a Democrat in the governor’s office?
11. Are there really 6 million ways to die?
12. That seems excessive. Can I chose more than one?
13. How many licks does it take to get that old Lil Kim/Tyrese song out of my head right now?
14. Why did I wear my glasses to the gym when I knew I was gonna hit the sauna?
15. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
16. Milkshake or smoothie?
17. Why can’t I think of any good questions?
18. Would it be wrong if I stepped outside for 30 seconds?
(breathe)
19. At what ratio does a party officially become a sausagefest?
20. Have I not been saying that the Lakers were going to sweep?
21. Have you seen my baseball?
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Done. 18 minutes… Um, 17 1/2 if we count me bitching out at Q18.
