#11-20 courtesy of RJ Endozo. I’ve actually had these since last September. Finally getting all up into it now.
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11. Twilight Saga. I’m a fan of True Blood and even though there’s tons of gay vampires on that show, Twilight is about 100x gayer.
12. Fliggers. This title is subjective and to varying degrees. I don’t see myself as one, but others might. What it comes down to is that we’re all products of our surroundings and if we’re a certain way, we’re like that for a reason. Do I agree with the more extreme cases of this? No, I think its a little silly. But probably because I can’t relate. I can’t hate on someone just because we’re different. Laugh, maybe. But not hate. I’m not like you, RJ.
13. Cricket.The national sport of Sri Lanka. I’d love to find someone willing to teach me how to play. I sometimes see groups of Indian people playing at the park and they seem to be having a blast. And the people I see playing on TV have cool outfits.
14. Shakespear.Respect it, but I’m not a huge fan. In fact, I took an English class based on Shakespear and ended up dropping it after two weeks. It’s not that I don’t understand it. But its like reading in a second language and takes a little bit more time to comprehend.
15. The Holy Roman Empire. Can empirialism really ever be considered ”holy”?
16. Bengal Tigers. This makes me think about an old word puzzle about the names of NFL teams. The question/clue was “Used to be girls”. Answer: Ben-Gals… get it? I always wondered why lions were considered the king of the jungle when I’m pretty sure a tiger could whoop a lion’s ass.
17. Pyramids: man made or left by aliens?Man. I believe that we are not alone and there are other forms of intelligent life in the universe but if they were here and decided to leave behind buildings, where are they now? Why take off without destroying the evidence or coming back to get it?
18. Blondes vs. Redheads. Hot redheads exist but you never have to qualify a woman’s looks with “pretty hot for a blonde” like you would sometimes have to for a redhead. Plus redheads come with freckles. So blondies, yes please. Mmm. Makes me think about Applebees.
19. George Clooney. Handsome muthafucker.
20. Foreign accents.It’s like saying “big boobs”. It depends on who its on. It can be a bonus at most but it won’t make or break someone. If an old, ugly, fat chick had big boobs, would you want to motorboat her? If a hot British chick didn’t have a nice accent, would you want to bone her any less? Exactly. Sometimes a chick can be hot and her boobs are too big. Sometimes an accent can be ugly, or too thick… It all depends.
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